Mash-Up: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

Mash-Up: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Feb. 19, 2010


Marty McSkywalker (Michael J. Fox) is a 17-year-old commanding officer in the Rebellion. He is friends with the eccentric scientist and space pilot Han "Doc" Solo (Christopher Lloyd). While at the rebel base on Hoth, Doc begins aggressively pursuing Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher), a high ranking official within the Rebellion. When the base is attacked by the Empire, Marty, Doc and Leia abandon the base in Doc's spaceship, the Millennium Falcon.

Doc continues his pursuit of Leia while aboard the ship, where she decides to make him jealous by making out with Marty right in front of him. At the time, Marty flaunts this to Doc, but during a later encounter with Darth Vader, Marty learns that Leia is actually his sister. Gross!

Upon hearing this startling news, Doc forgives Marty for totally mackin' on his woman and suggests he use the Millennium Falcon, which is equipped with a time machine, to go back in time and stop him from ever tongue-jousting with his sister. All they need to do is go 88 miles per hour, which is really easy to do in a spaceship.

The effects of Marty's time traveling have significant consequences, though. Years after the Rebellion is victorious against the Empire, time seems to jump back 50 or so years to when Darth Vader was nothing more than an innocent child. And really, nobody needed to see that.


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averagebear_007  [4 posts]
7 months ago
Nice! Although, I was sort of expecting it to be the "DeLorean Falcon."

 
Anonymous
6 months ago
hahaha nice touch!

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
epic you should do the whole thing xD

 
 
joon_net  [12 posts]
7 months ago
Two of my favourite ever movies mashed up, have somehow become EVEN MORE awesome than before :-)

 
 
Sloth_Sapien  [4 posts]
7 months ago
Great scott!!

 
 
guyfromupover  [124 posts]
7 months ago
lmfao. Nice. Another well done mashup matt.

 
 
a7xbuckeye99  [33 posts]
6 months ago
lol that explains why star wars was out of order

 
 
Anonymous
6 months ago
Luke Skywalker: (after being behanded) great Scott! That hurts a lot!

 
 
jkmacdonald  [14 posts]
6 months ago
This made my night.

 
 
leku623  [5 posts]
6 months ago
"Luke, I am your father."
"This is heavy."

 
 
Unendingfear  [23 posts]
6 months ago
Imagine if Darth Vader died before he could tell Luke that... o_o

 
 
jamieboyd7  [11 posts]
6 months ago
omg this is hilarious!

 
 
Anonymous
6 months ago
Make one called "There Will Be Old Men". I'm not sure what it would be about but the title is nice.

Sorry about posting anonymously. Would it be possible to let us log in using our C&H accounts?

 
emilyjoy1  [1 post]
6 months ago
There Will Be Old Men could be a mash-up of There Will Be Blood and Of Mice & Men...

 
pandoodle  [11 posts]
6 months ago
what about "there will be blood" and "grumpy old men"
to old guys living next to each other, and hating eachother trying to steal the others oil. When suddenly a female priest moves in beside them. She tries to make them atend church and give their oilmoney away. They invite her to bowl, but when she starts to say she can talk to god they realize that she's fucking crazy, and they end up beating her to death in the middle of the bowlingallay

 
 
Mc_Swaggerbitch  [12 posts]
6 months ago
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE FRIGGAWATTS!

 
 
Spiiryt  [7 posts]
6 months ago
This movie needs to be made. I would kill to see Darth Vader start playing Chuck Berry songs or something.

 
 
Anonymous
6 months ago
"May the Flux Capacitor be with you."

 
 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
6 months ago
Lovin' these comments.

 
 
semiknockedout  [1 post]
6 months ago
1.21 PARSECS!

 
 
Anonymous
6 months ago
I agree DeLorean Falcon would been epic!

 
 
Anonymous
6 months ago
"And really, nobody needed to see that" at the end there. Just so true. I was almost going to make a Twitter just to add that, but NO!