Cutters

Mar. 8, 2010

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Anonymous
6 months ago

Oh hoho, they sure do.
Wait what?!

Also first.

DasEmu [4 posts]
6 months ago

You are mad, Matt!

guyfromupover [126 posts]
6 months ago

aha matt i bet you are a cutter. helps ya seduce those ladies.

joon_net [12 posts]
6 months ago

As a guy you would want a check to dig your scar. So, if a chick cuts herself, does that mean she wants other chicks to dig her scars?

Matt, you may have unearthed the great lesbian cutter conspiracy of silence!

Anonymous
6 months ago

Razor blades can beused to do more than cut yoursefl like cut some one else

jasonsaied [10 posts]
6 months ago

haha that's so true!! I love cutting people

Anonymous
6 months ago

This mabey true. But scars dont count for much if the dude who has them is a absolute bitch. And even if he isnt. Cutting? Thats like cheating.

Anonymous
6 months ago

These comments are worse than youtube..

Anonymous
6 months ago

it's so true xD

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
6 months ago

this would explain why that Asian chick from Tokyo gore police was gashing the holy hell out of her arm

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
6 months ago

It's a fashion statement! Let's go stylish with wrist-cutting!

Tominator5000 [10 posts]
6 months ago

happyhappygoregore!

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
6 months ago

i guess its not just for emos anymore

Anonymous
6 months ago

Matt, you have figured ou the way to lesbian life!

_rawrcutie_ [110 posts]
6 months ago

Matt, I could see it now... "Fashion Cutting"
Templates to cut, scar preservers, handy colorful razors made to fit in your purse.... That could possibly be the new Ugg boots.

Anonymous
6 months ago

C&H reference yeesss! (or was it an accident?)

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
6 months ago

Yay! c&h should be in the newspaper...like, a newspaper...with fun...and cyanide...and....happiness.... :D

camp_T [2 posts]
6 months ago

Maybe he's trying to use dig as another word for cut

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
6 months ago

When I read the thingy, I thought it meant people who cut in line. But you mean emos.

"Cause chicks DIG SCARS" I get it, cuz they got a knife!

I don't know.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (Laughing out loud)

Anonymous
6 months ago

It's like Tokyo Gore Police Pt. 2!

Anonymous
6 months ago

ouch...
but they do

juan4567 [8 posts]
6 months ago

wait does this mean that they dig emo guys or that they cut them to make it look like they are emos?

juan4567 [8 posts]
6 months ago

put up a no soliciting sign thats wat i did. :D

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

I wonder what originally got chicks to dig scars...Hmmm (ponder)

Anonymous
6 months ago

As hilarious as this is some people are horrible spellers

Xenonyx [1 post]
6 months ago

Then you have the chicks that cut guys . . .

Anonymous
6 months ago

Should be "twice as likely as"

Just sayin'

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
6 months ago

This is why we hate your kind, Anonymous.

MysteryMist7 [1 post]
6 months ago

Wrong reason :O The true reason is that they confuse razor blades for credit cards ;)

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

Lmao!

dfd13 [4 posts]
6 months ago

Oh hell yes they do. Hiyo!

KathanZul [27 posts]
6 months ago

Anyone else notice the Ads next to the picture? "Teen Help Chat" "Teen Depression" "Learn to Prevent Suicide" and "Depressed Teen?"

Right. 'Kay. Anyways, /suck up comment; Was hilarious. I almost wet myself.

Anonymous
6 months ago

Not to be an interweb anus-head but didn't you make a similar joke in the cyanide and happiness book?

Matt you rule :D (soz for posting anon)

Cephr [3 posts]
6 months ago

If I'm thinking of the one you're talking about (as in the one comparing emo and scene), then no, they're not really similar.

Cephr [3 posts]
6 months ago

Double post, ARRGGHH...

Anyway, I just realized that I'm an idiot and totally forgot about Kris's "chick dig scars" one where he cuts off his head and he girl walks away with him.

At any rate, I'm relatively sure that was the joke Matt was trying to make, or I'm just missing the reference :P

ChannelDave [1 post]
5 months ago

In the immortal words of Keanu Reeves in "The Replacements:"

"Pain heals.
Chicks dig scars.
Glory lasts forever."

Anonymous
4 months ago

that pun flew way over most people's heads.