You die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the undead.

If you build it, Beyonce will come.

Current mood: pensive

I mean seriously, wouldn't you at least consider it if you got raped by Satan?

This Summer It's All About Cibophilia

When the world closed its eyes, he opened a quaint little cottage out in the country.

Loo loo loo let's take a shower. Wait... what the fuck?

Witness the birth of fear on aisle 6.

She got old.

Marty! We have to go back! Back to before you hooked up with your sister!