The latest film by M. Night Shyamalan. As with most of his movies, there's a surprise twist at the end: as awesome as it might look, this movie will completely suck.

The Expendables, slated to hit theaters later this year, is an action movie written and directed by Sylvester Stallone. Cool! He is also the star of the film. WHAT.

Or "An Open Letter to Lionsgate Insisting They Stop Releasing Such Shitty, Shitty Movies"

It's the fucking smoke monster all over again. God damn you, JJ Abrams!

This woman's vagina is different. "How is it different," you say? "Is it actually a penis," you say? No. This woman's vagina has teeth. Teeth growing in her vagina.